Ducky loves Andie and bolo ties. Poor boy doesn't know he's doomed. |
Like me, you may have wished that you lived in the 80s until realize you're reading this on your Mac/iPhone 4/iPad. Or PC, whatever. Toss your nonsensical dreams of building a time machine away and throw a 80s party instead! The music, the fashion, the cocaine! (Just kidding. We're not into that.)
With the aid of an 80s playlist, my roommates and I began our plans for a night filled with the sounds of the Psychedelic Furs and being poked in the face by some girl's shoulder pads...
THEMED PARTY NO. 1: Mod / 60s Party "Let's be fabulous, hold drinks, and laugh! Ah ha ha!" |
Unless you hate having parties because of the clean up/barfing/drunk people weeping inside of your locked bathroom. While that's understandable, trust me when I say that the risk is worth the reward.
THEMED PARTY NO. 2: The America Party Emily, queen of patriotic chaos |
Pick an interesting theme that everyone will enjoy! Wildly offensive and misogynist themes are made distract people from how gross a party is. Don't be like the fratty douchebags who like to throw beer cans at me while I'm singing Moulin Rouge in my backyard on New Year's/the worst people ever. "Tennis Hos and Golfing Bros" may sound amusing at first until you realize the room is swarming with creepy dudes who wear fake diamond studs.
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Dem eyes... |
By picking the theme, you have command over what everyone is wearing. This means you have the option to outlaw anyone from wearing something too *college-party-boring. While you can't be too harsh with the rules, make sure those who choose to ignore the theme feel like the kid who didn't dress up on Halloween.
*Workout gear (sweatpant/yoga pant), jeans, or flip flops. Basically, all things ugly.
Oh stop it, Steff! I could do much worse. |
"Everybody's working for the weekendLet the party be everyone's second chance.
Everybody wants a little romance
Everybody's going off the deep end
Everybody needs a second chance, oh"
Cheers!
K.S.