Ducky loves Andie and bolo ties. Poor boy doesn't know he's doomed. |
Like me, you may have wished that you lived in the 80s until realize you're reading this on your Mac/iPhone 4/iPad. Or PC, whatever. Toss your nonsensical dreams of building a time machine away and throw a 80s party instead! The music, the fashion, the cocaine! (Just kidding. We're not into that.)
With the aid of an 80s playlist, my roommates and I began our plans for a night filled with the sounds of the Psychedelic Furs and being poked in the face by some girl's shoulder pads...
THEMED PARTY NO. 1: Mod / 60s Party "Let's be fabulous, hold drinks, and laugh! Ah ha ha!" |
Unless you hate having parties because of the clean up/barfing/drunk people weeping inside of your locked bathroom. While that's understandable, trust me when I say that the risk is worth the reward.
THEMED PARTY NO. 2: The America Party Emily, queen of patriotic chaos |
Pick an interesting theme that everyone will enjoy! Wildly offensive and misogynist themes are made distract people from how gross a party is. Don't be like the fratty douchebags who like to throw beer cans at me while I'm singing Moulin Rouge in my backyard on New Year's/the worst people ever. "Tennis Hos and Golfing Bros" may sound amusing at first until you realize the room is swarming with creepy dudes who wear fake diamond studs.
Dem eyes... |
By picking the theme, you have command over what everyone is wearing. This means you have the option to outlaw anyone from wearing something too *college-party-boring. While you can't be too harsh with the rules, make sure those who choose to ignore the theme feel like the kid who didn't dress up on Halloween.
*Workout gear (sweatpant/yoga pant), jeans, or flip flops. Basically, all things ugly.
Oh stop it, Steff! I could do much worse. |
"Everybody's working for the weekendLet the party be everyone's second chance.
Everybody wants a little romance
Everybody's going off the deep end
Everybody needs a second chance, oh"
Cheers!
K.S.